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Vibe Check
COOKED
OIL (WTI) 97.4 0%·GOLD 2,891 0%·S&P 500 5,842 0%·BTC 78,420 0%·LMT 612.8 0%·RTX 134.2 0%·VIX 38.4 0%·EUR/USD 1.0412 0%·10Y 4.12 0%·BRENT 101.2 0%·OIL (WTI) 97.4 0%·GOLD 2,891 0%·S&P 500 5,842 0%·BTC 78,420 0%·LMT 612.8 0%·RTX 134.2 0%·VIX 38.4 0%·EUR/USD 1.0412 0%·10Y 4.12 0%·BRENT 101.2 0%·
Active Situation
Started 3h ago

US-Israel Strikes on Iran

The US and Israel launched joint military strikes across Iran. Iran has retaliated with missile strikes on US bases in Qatar, Kuwait, UAE, and Bahrain. Markets in freefall. Pentagon pizza shops are busier than they've been since the Venezuela operation.

MILITARYNUCLEAROILMIDDLE EASTMARKETS
Market Signalsvia Finnhub
OIL (WTI)
97.4
+0%
GOLD
2,891
+0%
S&P 500
5,842
+0%
BTC
78,420
+0%
LMT
612.8
+0%
RTX
134.2
+0%
VIX
38.4
+0%
🍕Pentagon Pizza Index
COOKED
Papa John's (Pentagon City)🔴 WAY busier than usual
District Pizza Palace🔴 Much busier than usual
Domino's (Arlington)🟠 Busier than usual
Extreme Pizza🟡 A little busier

"Always monitor the pizzas." — Wolf Blitzer, allegedly

SIMULATED DATA — Real integration coming soon

Prediction Marketsvia Polymarket
US ground troops in Iran by April?18%
Oil above $120/bbl end of March?42%
Iran retaliates with missile strike on Israel within 48h?71%
Strait of Hormuz closed to shipping by March?34%
US draft reinstated in 2026?3%
Iranian regime change by 2027?22%
Ceasefire agreement within 7 days?8%

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