US-Israel Strikes on Iran
The US and Israel launched joint military strikes across Iran. Iran has retaliated with missile strikes on US bases in Qatar, Kuwait, UAE, and Bahrain. Markets in freefall. Pentagon pizza shops are busier than they've been since the Venezuela operation.
Iran confirms retaliatory strikes targeting Al Udeid Air Base in Qatar and US Navy 5th Fleet HQ in Bahrain
Iranian official tells Reuters Tehran preparing 'crushing' response to US-Israeli strikes
Trump announces 'major combat operations' in Iran in prerecorded address
Brent crude breaches $100/bbl for first time since 2022; gold hits all-time high
Iraqi Civil Aviation Authority halts all air traffic over Iraq
Sirens blaring across northern Israel as air defense systems engage incoming fire
Multiple missiles strike University Street and Jomhouri area in central Tehran
US official confirms dozens of strike sorties launched from carriers in Persian Gulf
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