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Vibe Check
COOKED
OIL (WTI) 97.4 0%·GOLD 2,891 0%·S&P 500 5,842 0%·BTC 78,420 0%·LMT 612.8 0%·RTX 134.2 0%·VIX 38.4 0%·EUR/USD 1.0412 0%·10Y 4.12 0%·BRENT 101.2 0%·OIL (WTI) 97.4 0%·GOLD 2,891 0%·S&P 500 5,842 0%·BTC 78,420 0%·LMT 612.8 0%·RTX 134.2 0%·VIX 38.4 0%·EUR/USD 1.0412 0%·10Y 4.12 0%·BRENT 101.2 0%·
Active Situation
Live data

Iran Situation Monitoring

1 of 7 monitored markets show elevated probability (>50%). Top signal: "Iran retaliates with missile strike on Israel within 48h?" at 71%. Markets are pricing in significant geopolitical movement.

MILITARYOILMIDDLE EAST
Market Signalsvia Finnhub
OIL (WTI)
97.4
+0%
GOLD
2,891
+0%
S&P 500
5,842
+0%
BTC
78,420
+0%
LMT
612.8
+0%
RTX
134.2
+0%
VIX
38.4
+0%
🍕Pentagon Pizza Index
COOKED
Papa John's (Pentagon City)🔴 WAY busier than usual
District Pizza Palace🔴 Much busier than usual
Domino's (Arlington)🟠 Busier than usual
Extreme Pizza🟡 A little busier

"Always monitor the pizzas." — Wolf Blitzer, allegedly

SIMULATED DATA — Real integration coming soon

Prediction Marketsvia Polymarket
US ground troops in Iran by April?18%
Oil above $120/bbl end of March?42%
Iran retaliates with missile strike on Israel within 48h?71%
Strait of Hormuz closed to shipping by March?34%
US draft reinstated in 2026?3%
Iranian regime change by 2027?22%
Ceasefire agreement within 7 days?8%

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